@YouGuysDoIt: I have some popcorn in my teeth. You guys just go on without me.
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@DvuslyMarvelous: Twitter is like Gilligan's Island. We have the skills to fix the boat and leave. Instead we stay & learn how use coconuts a 1000 ways.
@PaulyPeligroso: They call Japan the "Land of the Rising Sun". Is that why they look like they're squinting all the time?
@iGreenMonk: My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife.
@haleysfalling: so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i "need to put my hospital gown on the right way"