@tastefactory: I have such a bad cold that when I breathe through my nose, it sounds like Marge Simpson sighing/expressing disapproval.
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@BuckyIsotope: “My god, it’s the zombie apocalypse. Everyone grab the most critical items and get ready to run” *me holding a Shrek 2 DVD* Way ahead of you
@ilovepie84: I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures.
@caseytduncan: It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them.