@GinAndJif: I have the ambition and optimism of Wile E Coyote and also the success of Wile E Coyote.
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@stealingyergirl: [bedtime] Son: Can you leave the light on? Me: So it'll be easier for the monsters to find you? Son: What? Me: What?
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I’d be a terrible coroner. My reports would say something like: Subject is 44yo male. Cause of death, asphyxiation. Nice jaw. One unruly eyebrow. Strong hands. Excellent manscaping. We probably would have been great friends, possibly lovers. 8/10 stars.
@adamhess1: So glad I finally got around to correcting that spelling mistake I made to the girl I fancied 8 years ago