@GinAndJif: I have the ambition and optimism of Wile E Coyote and also the success of Wile E Coyote.
@JohnBechard: Sitting here cooking up some meh.
@jazmasta: You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it.
@TomSchally: Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.
@UncleDuke1969: "Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?"
@BeardSpice: "How about know" -existentialist teen