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@markydoodoo: I have the dance moves of a dog with mittens on its paws.
@KimmyMonte: HEY TWITTER IF I WANTED 10,000 CHARACTERS THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN I WOULD START WATCHING GAME OF THRONES
@Scarlet_Wiitch: When they bring the bill at the bar and you're too drunk to count😂
@ashgrash: Ok, but like, how married are you?
@stockejock: Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls.
@AKackley: Me : I wanna go home
Boss: where's your dedication?
Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?