@markydoodoo: I have the dance moves of a dog with mittens on its paws.
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@Andee_Stewart: Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot
@dafloydsta: [on a first date] Me: So do you like puppies? Her: Oh I love them Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies Waiter: Excellent choice, sir
@Sean_Burgundy_: I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me