@realHamOnWry: I have to admit that while kids are a great gift I still prefer to play with the box they came in.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Well hello again. I knew you'd be back. I seem to have that effect on people Fed Ex: Just sign here so I can leave
@Contwixt: So instead of doing laundry I just spent 2 solid hours ranking my laundry baskets from favorite to least favorite.
@HysteriaBarbie: My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is
@Shot_Of_Cabo: [ phone call ] Wife: You want the white 7" or the black 9". Me: The black 9". ..and if she wasn't tablet shopping this would be awkward.