@soulindivision: "I have to go eat cake now", should be a perfectly valid reason for leaving a social occasion where cake has not been provided.
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@junejuly12: Desks that can easily support a few hundred lbs must have some naughty stories to tell the other desks at break time.
@juliussharpe: Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed.
@Skullcat: What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?