@TheFearBoners: I have to put reminders in my phone for everything or I'll forget it. Like 'pick up milk,' 'go to bank,' 'you don't hate minorities.'
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@murrman5: [senses date is losing interest in me] "my uncle was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"
@AristotlesNZ: We need a weapon that hits something only hard enough to really annoy it, then turns back around & attacks us! -Inventor of the Boomerang.
@Area51eh: LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?