@NikiWithIssues: I have to stop saying "Because I'm Batman" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman.
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@TheRolo: [Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*
@jamitupin: The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?
@LionJenkins: I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.