@NikiWithIssues: I have to stop saying "Because I'm Batman" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman.
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@droidbears: greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital
@djderk: Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries.
@hazelmotes1: Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know.
@duplicitron: *returns four pounds of skirt steak to butcher* I'm sorry. This just doesn't fit me like I thought it would.