@NikiWithIssues: I have to stop saying "Because I'm Batman" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman.
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@Darlainky: I'm ashamed how many times Google's had to correct my spelling. Yes Google, I meant Shih Tzu not shits zoo.
@PFTompkins: Never read the comments. Unless you're posting a comment. Then, read all the comments, because 40 other people already said that, genius.
@BlindVigil: I started studying Tai Chi, so I wouldn't recommend getting in a slow-motion fight with me...
@BumbleDC: *accidentally summons malevolent demon at a séance* I WILL HAUNT YOUR HOME FOREVER! [4 days later] YOU KNOW, YOU COULD CLEAN UP OCCASIONALLY