@WilliamAder: I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
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@theshamingofjay: Exclamation point rules ! - good !! - excited !!! - awesome !!!! - starting to get creepy !!!!! - cheerleader creepy !!!!!! - own 20 cats
@RorynotRoy: I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash.
@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."