@WilliamAder: I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
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@LorieGZ: Mom: I called you bc I was watching a TV show & thought of you! Me: Ya? What show? My Mom (laughing): A show about Aliens! Very funny Mom!
@timdonakowski: Naming my daughter "A Relationship" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her.
@dubstep4dads: I wonder if Sallys parents were like "Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."