@WilliamAder: I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
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@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
@rachelle_mandik: people say they're "over the moon" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over
@dafloydsta: [job interview] "Tell me about yourself" *flashback to when I used hand towels mom said are specifically for guests* I'm a risk taker