@ventivodkacran: I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@markhoppus: Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap.
@truegritrumble: MURDERER: *while murdering me* I feel like you're not taking this seriously. ME: *eating a Belgian waffle* Wut?