@TheDairylandDon: I have way less energy than your average haunted doll.
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@edana_irish: Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra
@SeanEmeny: They say "confidence" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say "not banging my friends" would be a very close 2nd
@AdamOfEarth: Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers.
@RaynaTheGreat: All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love.