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@TheDairylandDon: I have way less energy than your average haunted doll.
@ShalyahEvans: Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill
@JackieluvsUK: Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they're already in tiny little bags!
@meganamram: Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll
@omgthatspunny: Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
@MafiaJoker78: A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time.