@TheDairylandDon: I have way less energy than your average haunted doll.
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@freypalm: College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man.
@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.
@Kyle_Lippert: Me: Hey. Nice Honda. Him: It's an Acura. Me: All Asian cars look alike. Him: You're racist. Me: I bet your Toyota is good at math.