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@heidi420x: I haven't been drinking.
I know what day it is.
I didn't lose my pants.
This might be my car.
I know how to drive.

-Lies I've told to cops.

I haven’t been drinking.
I know what day it is.
I didn’t lose my pants.
This might be my car.
I know how to drive.

-Lies I’ve told to cops.

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