@Crunch11b: I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me.
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@iRowlf: "Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!" -Vin Diesel eating a purse
@wolfpupy: you couldn't be more wrong, i on the other hand could be far more wrong due to my incredibly vast stupidity
@ItsAndyRyan: What idiot called it 'telling the future through tea-leaves' and not 'brews foresight'?