@ThaJawn: I haven't been this disappointed since I found out that spider monkeys are not half spider half monkey
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@Jake_Vig: Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask.
@Marlebean: Maybe you owe the rhythm some money and that's why it's trying to get you. WE DON'T KNOW!