@Mr_Kapowski: I haven't cleaned my car in so long that I still have paper maps in my glovebox
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@Cheeseboy22: Remember, when you're driving in the snow, it's important to speed up and go as fast as you can so you don't get stuck.
@goldengateblond: I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all "oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers."
@Dirty_Naomi: I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.