@Mr_Kapowski: I haven't cleaned my car in so long that I still have paper maps in my glovebox
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@GlazerBooHooHoo: To trick people into thinking I understand things at a museum I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty.
@HomeProbably: Material possessions mean nothing to me. *breaks phone* I don't think I can make it through this week.
@BetteMidler: Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life.