@primawesome: I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point.
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@UNTRESOR: If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes.
@mexinonblonde: WOW! You do a dazzling imitation of a blithering idiot! Oh... You're being serious, about your love for your TC? Oh dear, this is awkward.
@InternetHippo: me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let’s make him mad lol
@badbanana: Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.