@primawesome: I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point.
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@JessG828: Kid just asked "why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle." I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!
@Jandalize: Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job.
@kiebi: It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over
@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.