@primawesome: I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point.
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@JohnLyonTweets: My walk of shame is walking past the people I just said goodbye to because I went in the wrong direction and had to go back.
@tangledteatime: An eight year old offered to sell me drugs. Isn't that disgusting? Why would I pay when I can just beat him up and take them? He's EIGHT.