@FattMernandez: I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild.
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@underchilde: There’s a manual somewhere that warns against scorning women, but when has a man ever read one of those?
@Rollmaninoz: Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn’t do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again
@knot_eye: I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever.