@WhaJoTalkinBout: I haven't seen Lost, Dexter, or The Walking Dead. But, I HAVE been to Walmart.
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@SgtButtCheeks: I forget what I used to do with my arms before I got my iPhone. Did I hang them down by my side? Straight above my head? I really forget.
@VeryRudeTweets: I just got kicked out of my local Laser Tag and the police were called. Apparently stabbing somebody to save ammo is not allowed.
@Token_Geezer: When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers
@LoniBryantt: It's OK if you're older and hate millennials that's fine but next time you can't figure out how to print a word doc DONT ASK ME CAROL