@WhaJoTalkinBout: I haven't seen Lost, Dexter, or The Walking Dead. But, I HAVE been to Walmart.
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@AnniemuMary: Two sales people approached me at the furniture store. I'm following the one who called me Miss. The Hello Ma'am one should take note.
@WheelTod: [On date] Me: Duck! That's my wife outside the restaurant Her: What!? Your profile said "single dad!" Me: Exactly. We're a one dad family
@LorieGZ: Tried to change the song playing on my daughters computer. She said to me: 'I'm going to put parental controls on it.'
@Birdhumms: Restless leg syndrome does not give you the right to swiftly kick people whenever you feel like it. I know that now.. 😆