@NurseSeymour: I hear my ex is now into cross dressing & looking for same. At least that's what the Craigslist ad I just posted on his behalf says.
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@xLiserx: I tried living every day like it was my last but I got arrested on my second day of looting.
@SaraESpivey: When my ex worked out of town, he would take my vibrators away from me. Said I was cheating on him w/them. He shoulda taken his brother too.
@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.