@Smiilze: I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake.
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@canadasandra: the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed
@ThisOneSayz: Real Estate Agent: it’s a 3 bed, 2 bath... Witch: ...but? REA: it’s made out of gingerbread so lots of kids linger around W: I’ll take it
@ThaJawn: (Animal spelling bee) Owl: Your word is Mississippi Snake: M I Sssssss Sssssssss Badger: *in audience* OH FFS THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER