@Smiilze: I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake.
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@MariyaAlexander: My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy
@GloriaFallon123: To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"
@huntigula: If you watch "The Empire Strikes Back" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister
@TheMichaelRock: 8yo [looking at a poorly wrapped gift] was Santa drunk when he wrapped this? Me: that's purely speculation