@Smiilze: I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake.
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@chrissyteigen: Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug
@kellyoxford: "Please add your phone number to secure your acct." Facebook is now the Nigerian Prince.
@WarrenHolstein: Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone.
@StarWarsProblms: Leia: You owe child support. Han: What? I'm in hyperspace. Leia: You're standing right here Han: *makes hyperdrive noises with his mouth*