@Smiilze: I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake.
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@yoyoha: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid
@mikeleffingwell: "And... uh... chocolate kills dogs." - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth.
@XplodingUnicorn: My 1-year-old found a jar of Play-Doh. I figured she couldn't do any harm if she couldn't open it. She threw it at her sister's head.