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@chelliet22: I heard a noise downstairs, so naturally I came down to investigate in my towel, post-shower.

Exactly. I'M the idiot in a slasher film.

I heard a noise downstairs, so naturally I came down to investigate in my towel, post-shower.

Exactly. I’M the idiot in a slasher film.

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