@ItsLaTourette: I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed
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@TomHerringbone: I can't believe there's a sex offender registry. Who's buying gifts for these people?
@hazelmotes1: Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil
@maughammom: My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms.
@Tmoney68: If really good-looking people are "eye candy" I guess that puts me somewhere around the "eye broccoli" category.