@ItsLaTourette: I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed
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@leechee420: Shirts that say SWAG and YOLO for sale at Walmart. Because dressing like an idiot should be affordable.
@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
@garthinkingcap: Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah "Loofifer."
@poppiesandcake: If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting.