@TheGoodGodAbove: I heard that #TheDress debate has already destroyed 18 relationships. These people probably shouldn't be breeding anyway.
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@dave_cactus: EXECUTIONER: Any last words? ME: I'm wearing women's panties. EXECUTIONER: I meant from the prisoner, Dave.
@mamapojo: I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us
@Mr_Kapowski: Whoever is training cashiers to hand change back with the coins on top of paper currency, stop.
@JoParkerBear: Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos.