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@SadMeterologist: -I heard this dog was chipped.
-Microchipped sir.
-I don't care how small the chip is, I'm not paying full price.

-I heard this dog was chipped. 
-Microchipped sir. 
-I don’t care how small the chip is, I’m not paying full price.

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