@weinerdog4life: Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat
@pakalupapito: i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
@iwearaonesie: *forgets why I walked into a room*
*remembers lyrics to a song I heard once 20 years ago*
@ClichedOut: Her: Nice horse. Do you race her?
Me: Lol I'm way too fat and slow.
@BillFienberg: I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40.
Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10.
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