@RickAaron: I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice.
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@RorynotRoy: I respect how the Hamburglar was like, "Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."
@JermHimselfish: I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock.
@KKAlThani: My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice. So now I ask them not to cut the pizza.
@shanethevein: I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. I'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty.