@Tmoney68: I hop in a tanning bed during storms in the hopes of being struck by lightning & turned into a lame, but beautifully bronzed, superhero.
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@Marcmywords2: Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident.
@twitersgoodboy: What I remember most about my neighbor who turned out to be a serial killer is that he was always very loud and never kept to himself. "I'm up to something!" he would shout constantly at my Oscar parties.