@pourmecoffee: I hope 2016 doesn't get renewed. The plot is ridiculous and none of the characters are likable.
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@dksc4life: her: HELP ME! I’m bleeding out! me: Not on my watch you aren’t! her: Oh, my hero! Thank you! me [tucking watch in pocket] Huh?
@MikeCanRant: You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*
@bingowings14: First they came for the people who loaded the dishwasher incorrectly & I did not speak out. Because they do my head in.
@samstein: March 23: Trump pretends to drive big-rig. House bill falls apart. July 17: Trump pretends to drive firetruck. Senate bill falls apart.