@davidschneider: I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016.
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@huntigula: Praying Mantis wife: Are u cheating on me? Praying Mantis husband [his missing head replaced by a marble]: What on earth gave u that idea?
@TheCatWhisprer: I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night.
@zachreinert03: I've never understood the whole 'burying people for fun at the beach'. The cops will just find the bodies when the tide comes