@Sarcasticsapien: I hope I die alone. I mean, you'd have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you.
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@SteveSuckington: "What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me" -guy who invented sports
@isabelzawtun: The most romantic way to propose is to put the ring in their dessert and when they bite it and break their tooth you yell "surprise, babe, you're gonna be my wife and I have DENTAL COVERAGE"
@deelizabeth_: Biden: So I got a bunch of balloons and when he gets here-- Obama: Joe, please Biden: --we're gonna rub them on his hair & see what happens