@Hil439: I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006.
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@seamussaid: FIRST GUY TO RECEIVE A LETTER IN AN ENVELOPE: oh I get it she wrapped up a piece of paper in.... another piece of paper
@JoshuaHvr: Boss: "Are you texting?" Me: "No, I'm Tweeting." Boss: "What's the difference?" Me: "Texting would imply that I have friends."
@WilliamAder: I guess the guy who named the space between stuff in the universe "space" was just tired.