@Hil439: I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006.
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@robfee: I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass.
@pissrifle: GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline food?" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL
@WilliamAder: I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT.