@LindaInDisguise: I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying "I gave you one yesterday."
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@TheTweetOfGod: When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they've been lying.
@amazymay72x: LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna "repair that".
@thomas_violence: (after spending 15 minutes ripping a video off instagram and reposting it to twitter) who did this 😂😂😂😂😂