@LindaInDisguise: I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying "I gave you one yesterday."
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@DaddyJew: Honey, I think the milks gone bad "what makes you say that dear?" *milk presses the gun to my back* just a hunch, btw where's your purse?
@ColoradoCrow: Im going to change my name on Facebook to "Benefits", so that when you add me it will say, "You are now friends with benefits"
@Adam14: I still use the word "dude". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it.
@michaelianblack: Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good.