@LindaInDisguise: I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying "I gave you one yesterday."
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@shatty48: Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.
@KenJennings: TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER 7yo: I have an empty snail shell collection. Me: How many do you have? 7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO? 7yo: I said it was empty.
@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.
@Phlegmingway: I prefer science to religion, as the former doesn't seem to grow vengeful and jealous when refused attention.