@whereami18: I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them
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@Tbone7219: Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger
@kentgrossarth: Sign: "No alcohol past this point." Translation: Bet you can't chug this entire beer, right now.
@JohnLyonTweets: And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up.