@whereami18: I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them
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@mattytalks: She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen
@Reverend_Scott: Robin: "Let me drive the Batmobile!" Batman: "Never. I'd rather let Superman." *wall breaks down* Superman: "OMG really??" Batman: "No."
@DiamondLou69: Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends.