@TFriss: I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets.
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@RidiculousSheri: I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together.
@neiltyson: Anyone who thinks scientists like agreeing with one another has never attended a scientific conference.
@DaddyJew: I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese "So you want a cheeseburger?" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad
@Storminika: Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector.