@TFriss: I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets.
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@iGreenMonk: How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!
@RunwayDan: "What's your name?" "Who's your daddy?" "Is he rich like me?" These "reset your password" questions are getting kind of weird.
@PanicRestroom: It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs