@TFriss: I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets.
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@scharpling: In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE.
@envydatropic: How long before your caterpillars will turn into butterflies? Me looking at your eyebrows
@smickable: My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom.