@GaryJanetti: I hope one day to have the chance to whisper "what's she doing here?" to the person next to me at a funeral.
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@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: you have three wishes. ME: sweet, I wish for pie. GENIE: okay, whatever, you have 3.14 wishes.
@meganamram: Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination
@DiscoCanadian: [I emerge from the bushes covered in blood] Director: CUT! For the last time I said mud! Where do you keep getting all this blood from?