@nealbrennan: I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him.
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@theDanLawler: New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I'll decide what is "fresh" and "natural" and "like a real girl" thank you very much
@tree_bro: "Tens of Thousands of Ants Killed", reads the headline of Ant Daily newspaper every single day. It is hard to be an ant.
@WilliamAder: My wife is visiting her mother this weekend, so the cat and I are smoking cigars and playing poker.