@nealbrennan: I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him.
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@GingerGander: There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win.
@michaelianblack: Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny.
@JasonLight73: If the camera adds 10 lbs. & Mirrors don't lie..Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror? It defies logic
@galiamango: I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see.