@nealbrennan: I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@shimmala: My kids are gonna be super disappointed when they find out sweet talk involves no exchange of tangible confectionary goods.
@Marcmywords2: Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television.
@ilovepie84: Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened.
@omgthatspunny: Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.