@BradBroaddus: I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree.
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@qwertying: Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?
@freshestginger: *Librarian walks in* You know what's great kids? You don't need wifi to read a book! *Kids boo* *Someone in the crowd yells "NERD"*