@Quartzjixler: I hope the mysterious food thief at the office enjoys the dog food marinara and Jello with my toenail clippings I made for him/her.
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@AristotlesNZ: Nothing solves all of life's biggest problems like a well-timed, awkward & overly complicated kick to the face. -The Karate Kid.
@Fickle_Filly: There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot.
@Brianhopecomedy: How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants.
@1Happytwit: You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective.