@Quartzjixler: I hope the mysterious food thief at the office enjoys the dog food marinara and Jello with my toenail clippings I made for him/her.
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@elle91: My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.
@maymay72x: Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money's worth... Just saying.