@koalaslament: I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that.
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@Donna_McCoy: It's my patriotic duty to eat bbq and wave sparklers this weekend. Don't wreck it with words like "calorie count" and "hair on fire".
@daemonic3: [interview] What is your biggest weakness? "Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example? "Yes"
@WheelTod: [Airplane] Me (pointing excitedly) “Hey honey! Look at those people down there. They look like ants!” My wife (whispering): “Shh. What are you talking about? We haven’t even taken off yet” Half-human/half-ant family at the back of the plane (muttering): “What a rude man”
@cuntrystronggal: I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.