@koalaslament: I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that.
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@_ElvishPresley_: [MIDNIGHT TRAIN STATION] ME: one ticket, please TICKET SALESMAN: sure, where to? ME: *looks at camera* anywhere TICKET SALESMAN: where tho
@WheelTod: Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"