@Elizasoul80: I hope to be a cat in my next life so that I can make someone's life more fulfilling without actually having to do anything for them.
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@GauravBlue4ever: Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??
@Kristen_Arnett: put my earbuds in so i wouldn’t have to talk with the man next to me on the plane and he asked if he could “borrow one so we could listen together”
@FrankCurtisB: When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty.
@KeetPotato: zookeeper: [putting up sign] do not feed the animals giraffe: [also putting a sign up somehow] the zoo does not speak on our behalf