@chopper4jk: I hope when I get old, my motorized wheelchair is fast enough the catch the ice cream truck.
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@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!
@MummaCrazy: "Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.." [rubs up against your leg] "that's better" -cats