@markydoodoo: I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
@RoosterMustache: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "hey thanks" and I'm like "I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"
@avaricious1: How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle.