@Midgetspar: I hope you guys realize that sunflower seeds are salted little plant babies.
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@LaniBeno: I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head.
@dave_cactus: DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!
@TheWoodenslurpy: If I commit suicide, it’ll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times.