@Jackson5toLife: I hope you never have to experience the loss of a child. Lotta paperwork.
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@MarlonBrandNO: [Date] (don't let her know you're an alien larva) Her: I wonder where he is? *I burst through her chest* Me: Did you order yet? I'm starved
@chrisanna4real: Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven't changed, just like she asked.
@kpcuk: There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)