@Jackson5toLife: I hope you never have to experience the loss of a child. Lotta paperwork.
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@HMittelmark: There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted.
@ericsshadow: When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice.
@SexytotheNorth: The Cheesecake Factory is finally coming to Canada! ...now I can stop being so nice to the Americans.
@brunopieroni: Does WebMD ever just say "you're fine, there's nothing wrong with you, go play outside you drama queen?"