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@donni: I identified a body yesterday.
"That's a body!" I said.
@LetMeStart: Two little monkeys
Jumping on the bed
One fell off and
Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER.
@simoncholland: My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss.
@Swishergirl24: I'm white, but not like "has a golden retriever named Chance" white.
@WheelTod: *Showing Pet Sematary to 6yo daughter
"Anyway, this is what happens to kids who don't learn how to spell."
@SladeBlue: Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know.