@CouchPotShots: I imagine by now all you Evian drinkers have read the name backwards?
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@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
@Reverend_Scott: [1st day as police officer] PARTNER: THAT CAR FLEW BY DOING 126 MPH! LET'S ROLL! ME: Um, ok, but I literally JUST got this ice cream cone.
@vodkachrome: My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what's for dinner.