@Parker_Simpson: I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo
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@BrettDruck: I posted "I did it!!!" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing.
@robdelaney: I'm so sweaty at all times I think it would be biologically accurate to call me amphibious.
@sfjdotcom: The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam.