@SuperRandomish: I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack.
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@SkylarGarland: "I'll catch up with you, I just have to make ONE more joke on Twitter" (How I'd die in a horror movie)
@ItsAndyRyan: Sketch artist: Two criminals? You just described a vase to me Me: Look at the negative space either side of it Sketch artist: Holy shit...
@ColoradoCrow: That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod