@bazecraze: I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate.
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@Rollinintheseat: Tiptoeing would be much more fun if your toes made that tinkling sound like they do in cartoons.
@huntigula: GUY: are u doing the mannequin challenge? ME: [standing perfectly still w/ awkward facial expression] no this is just how I am around people
@EndhooS: "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Show him Edna.. [mum stops slicing carrots] *starts violently gagging until a baby slides out her mouth*