@bazecraze: I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate.
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@DaddyJew: Some music just moves you. For example this Taylor Swift song playing on the radio makes me wanna drive off a cliff
@TheBeerdedOne: Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I'll play mine
@jasonlight73: I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"
@Asbo_Unicorn: Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face