@Brianhopecomedy: I inform my 4 year old that she's going to a friend's house 5 minutes before we leave so she only asks me when we're going 6000 times.
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@iwearaonesie: 9: The remote isn't working me: Did you smack it? 9: Yep me: Did you push the button down really hard? 9: Yep me: Well I'm out of ideas
@MommaWordsIt: Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board
@behindyourback: even worse than arguing with a stupid person online is when an even stupider person joins in but they're on your side
@ShesARealGenius: WIFE: I wish you would drop this stupid genie act HUSBAND: honey I already told you, you're out of wishes